Trinny and Susannah: The Column

Trinny and Susannah’s the Column is described as shoulder width the same as hip width, slight waist and longer legs.

The Column is the racehorse of the group, all gangly long limbs and careless elegance. You do have curves, but sometime they just seem to disappear and you end up looking like a, um, column. With the right shapes though you are tall and statuesque.

Dressing the Column

Columns are in the enviable position where, with the slightest attention, they can look fabulous. You simply have the frame for it. Clothes love you. The real issue is that your curves can disappear by simply being stretched out over your long frame. The best way to bring those curves back is to use blocks of colour. In that way you can make marvellous use of your long legs, arms and body without ending up looking all straight up and down.

Don’t – accetuate your length by wearing one colour all over

Do – breakup your length by using blocks of different colour on the top and on the bottom

Don’t - wear boxy jackets – they will emphasize the straight up and down of your torso

Do - highlight your waist

Clothes – what to avoid

Straight dresses in one colour- a column is straight up and down, so wearing a dress that’s straight up and down merely emphasises that fact. You will have no shape at all.

Cropped tops – your body is long and so are your legs. A cropped top will shorten the length of your body which is then added onto the length of your legs, resulting in them looking freakishly long.

Dropped waists – this is the same but in reverse. A dropped waist will make your legs shorter but unfortunately your body seem unnaturally long.

Clothes – what shapes to look for

Fit and flare trouserSlightly flared trousers – although you can wear practically any shaped pant the best idea is to opt for one with a slight flare to add a little curve to your body. Pair it with a top in a different colour for the most dramatic impact.


Hobbs Elham Diamond wool a-line skirtA-line skirt – an a-line skirt does the same job as a slight flare on the trousers, drawing attention to barely there curves. Chose a gently flaring a-line to give your lower half some shape. Mix up colours and patterns and really have a good time working out your own personal style.

Grey jacketSingle button jacket – The idea of this jacket is to breakup your torso, which the single button does kind of like drawing a target there. The angled hem and waistline all achieve the same thing, basically drawing attention to the centre of your body and creating curves.

Giambattista Valli dressBias-cut dress – a bias cut dress, usually in chiffon, clings to every curve. The Column is perfectly shaped to pull it off with ease. Choose something with floaty sleeves that will utilise your long arms. This example works wonderfully because it will draw attention to your tiny waist and the different blocks of colour will further break up your long body.

Belted trench coatBelted three-quarter length coat – a belted coat is not for everyone but you have the height and length of leg to carry it off with ease. Wear it belted, either at the back or front to keep some curve at your waist otherwise you’ll end up echoing your straight up and down shape.

Skinny crop pantCropped trousers – you have wonderfully long legs so a cropped trouser, which cuts the leg where ever the material ends is not going to make any difference for you. Choose either knee high or mid calf length; either will look great.


Round necks bonprixRound-neck jumper - a round neck line is better than a deep scoop neck or a v neck and adds a touch of style and elegance. Wear it with either short or long sleeves and as a jumper or t shirt.


Marc-by-Marc-Jacobs-Effie-cotton-blouse-1Shaped and gathered shirt – you have the perfect shape for a blouse but the best choice is going to be something that breaks up the long expanse of your torso. Look for something that is textured and gathered at the waist to give you some curve.


Ambrosia pumpBalanced shoes – you don’t need a slender heel or a thick heel, just a heel that perfectly matches you so you feel comfortable and supported.

If you want to find out more about Trinny and Susannah’s Body Shape Bible please click here.

About Lisa

I love clothes and in particular shoes but I'm just such a funky shape I find it hard to find stuff that works for me. I needed a little help and that led to my work on this blog. Turns out I love writing too, as well as helping people so I'm really onto a winner here!

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  • Mandy

    Okay, so I appear to be a column, but I also have shoulders that slope, and now I am in my late forties I also have a protruding belly. So what do those differences mean when it comes to the way I dress? I know that sleeveless tops and dresses will ‘gape’ next to my bust due to the slope of my shoulders. And of course the way my belly sticks out makes wearing a belt uncomfortable especially since I have a job where I am sitting down most of the time. Any ideas that may help me adjust the dressing information to cope with these issues? Thanks for your help, if you can :) :) :)

    Mandy from New Zealand

  • http://lisarutland.com Lisa

    Hi Mandy

    Its great to hear from someone in NZ or as I like to think of it back home. I’m actually coming for a visit in a month and I’m sooo looking forward to it!

    The reason a column opts for a belt is to break up the line of the body. If you don’t want to wear a belt your next best option is to go with seperates. Remeber the eye is drawn to where the clothing ends so opt for a top that doesn’t catch you around your widest part or that’s where people are going to be looking. Definitely try the cropped trousers, they’re a great option with your long legs. Sloping shoulders is a bit of a difficult one, and not really something that can be addressed easily, much like skirts riding up for those of us pear shaped. Its just kind of there. Your best option is to try different types of tops / dresses until you find what ‘minimises’ the issue. Shoulder pads are an option but do make sure there’s nothing external on the garmet.

    I hope that’s helpful.

    LISA

  • Vanessa

    Kia Ora,

    I think I am a column apart from the fact that im short >.<
    Just wondering, am I to young to be looking for my body shape (16 yrs old).

  • http://lisarutland.com Lisa

    Hi Vanessa

    I think you’re probably more a brick if you’re shorter. And 16 is not too young to find out your body shape – you do still dress now – but do be aware that it might change as you get older. Also, body shape is just a place to start. As you get better at working at what works for you and what doesn’t then you disregard the shape stuff and just ‘know’ what looks good.

    LISA

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    I’m still not convinced that a Column is really any different from a slender Apple whose metabolism is still on her side (I’m not surprised by the above commenter who remarked that she now has a bit of a belly)…though I agree that they have some different considerations for clothing choices (right now), it might be helpful to put the two in a subgroup or something. (For instance, I’d send a column girl to the ultra-low-rise Rock & Republic rack, but once her tummy grows into a spare tire, I’d give her the side-buckled widelegs, or for that matter, all the trendy items from the past decade that my pear a** and fat legs have not been able to wear)