The most evident token and apparent sign of true wisdom is a constant and unconstrained rejoicing….

You’re right, the best thing to do is flaunt your best asset. Go for a strapless bikini top and show your torso to its best advantage. Strange as it may sound your best bet on your hips is probably a bottom with a high cut and string ties – the better to draw attention away from your thighs.

Thanks for clarifying which category I am .

Wow 5 babies. I’m impressed. Body shape is really about finding clothes that work for you. The best place to start then is to focus on what issues you’re having.

A smaller rack gives you so much more options with tops. Particularly with higher necklines and different sorts of tops. This is a good thing. It gives your more option to play with different looks.

The same things apply whether your legs are short or long. You’ve just go to wrangle those breasts so they give you the coverage you want but don’t end up looking mutant. Divide and conquer is the best idea for large breast; ie a bra that gives your definition and support is your most valuable item.

Sounds like a pear to me. The issues you’re having with the fit are definitely pear issues. It sounds like you’ve got a good handle on your wardrobe though so no issues there.

Vase.

You feel like you don’t fit in because, well, probably you don’t. I’d say you’re probably mostly a pear but with big breasts. Really it comes down to what issues you have with clothes.