The Goblet is described as broad shoulders, big boobs, no waist, narrow hips, long legs. Basically you’ve got it all going on up the top. You’re likely to have a large bust and ample belly. Your shoulders are wide and while your bust is large the cup size may not be huge but you’re wide […]
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Trinny and Susannah: The Lollipop
Trinny and Susannah’s Lollipop shape is described as big tits, slight waist, slim hips and long legs. Think tall and slender, almost boyish really. Legs and arms will be long and slim leading to hips that are slender and a waist that is barely there. A lollipop is sort of straight up and down, right […]
Trinny and Susannah: The Pear
Trinny and Susannah’s pear shape is defined as: small tits, long waist, flat tummy, saddlebags and heavy legs. Ok. Ummm….but what does that mean. Basically you have big thighs. In contrast to a Cello who also has big thighs, your top half is pretty small, which sadly makes your thighs look even bigger. In fact […]
What You Been Doing Lisa?
Its been quite some time since I’ve written anything on this blog but I really feel the need to finish off. So despite my long absence, or possibly because of it I’ve decided to actually get back into it. So how’s my style getting on? Well I’m glad you asked. I gained weight. Basically I […]
Curves are X-Rated
Since when did having curves somehow make me a porn star? This article from Harpers Bazaar gave me a serious double take. Combined with a recent case where a bra advert for television featuring a curvy model was pulled off-air because it was deemed too sexy I think the obsession with judging peoples bodies and […]